30 December 2009

Torture Tickles Dagger Stares and New Year Wish

There have been several scientific studies which proved that pets could dramatically lower blood pressure though having a pet is a big responsibility. Having a pet lessens anxiety as well as boost the owner's immunity. It is probably due to pet owner literally feeling their pet's love and devotion.

Luckily EJ has lovely eight handicapped and abandoned cats or else the blood pressure will shoot sky high. For weeks, the telephone was not working and lately internet connection was either down or torturously slow. With the telephone down, EJ cannot phone the authorities concerned to report the fault. And EJ do not like to impose on friends or relatives.

There were times when EJ felt like sending the cats to the authorities concerned especially Kenggy, the pawless cat, to torture tickle and Captain Jack Sparrow HAWK, with missing eye globe, to dagger stare them to quickly rectify whatever faults. (EJ's legs are Kenggy's favourite scratching poles and without claws, it really is ticklish. EJ had to stay still and laugh out loud during the scratch or else Kenggy would fall down.)

EJ notices that these inconveniences usually happen at year end and hopes a decision maker in Telekoms read this and act on it.

A New Year wish from EJ would be special discounts for streamyx internet services for senior citizens from Telekoms as communication is important to those in their golden years to keep in contact with relatives and friends not only locally but internationally as well.

Happy New Year everyone.


Gattina said...

That's very true ! There should be never problems with telephone and internet for us in our "golden years", lol ! When our phone is not working I use my cell phone. Fortunately it only happened once this year and I didn't even notice, my neighbour told me the day after.
Even handicapped they all look so cute !
Wish you a very happy New Year, and that all your wishes come true !! (especially concerning your Telekom ! lol )

Blackie007 said...

Ahh....I don't have a land line phone at home, all of us use our handphones only. And if Telekom gives a senior citizen discount for streamyx, I'll sign up for one under my mum's name! LOL

Happy new year to you, too, dear. ;)

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wenn said...

Happy 2010!

Ginger said...

Thank you for visiting my blog and remembering that Humpty Dumpty and Thumper have not been here long. Yes, they have meshed very well with the household. Happy New Year!

Sammy and Andy said...

Our Mom is all for the senior discount for internet and phone....in fact she has asked her internet carrier about it and got a special price for 6 months and then can renew it at six month intervals.

Have a Happy New Year.

Boo-Bah said...

Senior Citizen discounts! The nicest thing other than still being alive, about being old.

Discounts on internet service and phone service would be great. For now I am satisfied with discounts for the theater, restaurants, and nicely enough at the veterinarians.

Happy new Year
from your friends at
Boo-Bahs Little Sunshines

Ashkarya said...

HAppy New Year, Eng Jin!

katztales said...

It is immoral to sell something you can't deliver, yet broadband services in Malaysia do this routinely. I use Jaring Wireless and it's pretty darn poor!

The Girl next Door said...

Happy New Year Ms. Yap. Time flies, isn't it... already 2010... hope everything is well with you.. :)


Yes they make me smile the funny
things my cats do and their funny
cat faces! :)

Freebooterz said...

Aargh so cute la your cats!! They must have had quite a party!