24 November 2009

Scratch me, I am Priceless!

The following conversation actually took place recently between EJ and brother who resides in Canada and was back for a visit. Both found it hilarious as an afterthought.

EJ feels the conversation was too funny to pass up and decided to share.

(Psst, they were talking about me!) This was what transpired.


BRO: I do remember this chair/stool which mom bought from the wet market in Yulek (now known as Taman Cheras). It was among the first piece of furniture we owned when we moved house in October 1974.

We could not afford any furniture then for the living hall and did not have enough chairs in the dining area for all of us. That was the very reason why mom bought it. It was handmade from a piece of raw lumber and not stained nor painted in any way.

Over the years, we got better dining furniture and most of the better-looking chairs/stools found their way into bedrooms while this one stayed in the kitchen beside the door to the backyard.

We had about nine cats those days and somehow, one of the senior cat, Yao-Yao or Chien-Chien but definitely not Su-Su, started using it as their scratching post. Other junior cats followed suit. None of us mind as we knew then that cats have to scratch to keep their claws in shape. We constantly had to rotate the chair so that the scratched-out parts of the legs were consistent.

This chair/stool has a lot of good, bad, happy and sad stories to tell, especially when it is located in a prominent place, the kitchen, where every member of the family visited daily, numerous times a day and gathered around for family meals, where family battles had been fought and settled. It has seen three or probably four generations of the family living there and withstood the constant mauling from the generation of kitties, too.

EJ: Yes, mom did buy from Yulek market but not this particular and especially hardy one. This immensely popular chair/stool was bought in the even earlier days during the sixties when we were at Jalan Pasar.

BRO: Really? This chair/stool is older than I thought then... almost a semi-antique now. I have to approach the AGO (Art Gallery of Ontario) on how much they may want to pay for this piece of antique/art!

EJ: Good idea! And would certainly worth a lot more after one of the cats had the honour of getting the shock of the last scratch with the chair/stool standing on three legs! And worth even more if standing on two legs!

BRO: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT WOULD WORTH MILLIONS IF IT IS STANDING ON ITS OWN...ON ONE LEG. IT WOULD WORTH BILLIONS IF IT IS FLOATING ON IT'S OWN...WITHOUT LEGS.

GET THE KITTIES WORKING!


EJ: Agree absolutely. Certainly priceless if it stands on one leg but will be worshipped if it floats without legs with the kitties on top!

Believe me, the kitties are working on it...very hard!



9 comments:

Tigertail said...

HAHA! You and your brothers' conversation seems just as crazy as the ones I have with my own bro :P

AL said...

OMG! LOL! It really looks priceless! Start the auction!

Irishcoda said...

WOW, that is one well used and well loved up chair! Your gang has more intelligent and stimulating discussions than mine!

Sharon Wagner said...

Now I know how your blog got such an interesting name.

JEWELGIRLS KATZ said...

Same thing happens to my cat furniture, they scratch into the
wood but my cat furniture doesn't
look as sculptured as your chair.
The chair is a work of art!!!! :)

Boo-Bah said...

The chair has been well loved. We recently bought a new door frames and my Marshmellow scratched and chewed so bad that we had to replace it.

Iris

Cindy said...

Our kitties are good, they do not scratch furniture.
cindy

katztales said...

LOL, so you're going to be rich?

Love that pic of the kitty with the long fluffy tail sitting on the stool.

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Caren Gittleman said...

imagine the stories this chair would tell if it could only talk!

Do not sell it!
The cats are gorgeous!
Thanks for referring me to the original post!